Creative as far as regurgitating movie lines goes

I am constantly quoting movies in my head to myself. Does that sound sad? Well it is. Normally I would share my jokes with the only man who truly understands them - my brother. But right now he lives in a land without his cell phone so when something funny pops in to my head then I just say it to the closest person around me, and when you simply blurt out "how bout the power to kill a yak from 200 ft away with mind bullets!" people look at me as if I am high. And I'm not high. I don't smoke nor do I do do drugs. Ha, do do. See, that's lost on others. I miss my brother
Sat Apr 3

I just saw Jon Dore perform last night at Laughs Comedy Spot in Kirkland.  He is awkward and really entertaining to watch and laugh at (not with).  This is just part of one of his better known stand up bits in which he will do his best impersonation of Hitler commanding the German people.

Mon Nov 17
Wed Sep 10
Deep thoughts - Officially
Tue Sep 2
“ I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, “Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?” or “Do you have that $50 you borrowed?” Man, quit being so cheap!

Jack Handy

Deep Thoughts
“ toothpaste for dinner
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“ toothpaste for dinner
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“ The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. Charles Caleb Colton
Wed Aug 13

Decoys!

Thu Jul 31
Suicide Guide

I found out today that I no longer have a job.  So naturally I started researching my options. Here’s what I’ve found.