Creative as far as regurgitating movie lines goes

I am constantly quoting movies in my head to myself. Does that sound sad? Well it is. Normally I would share my jokes with the only man who truly understands them - my brother. But right now he lives in a land without his cell phone so when something funny pops in to my head then I just say it to the closest person around me, and when you simply blurt out "how bout the power to kill a yak from 200 ft away with mind bullets!" people look at me as if I am high. And I'm not high. I don't smoke nor do I do do drugs. Ha, do do. See, that's lost on others. I miss my brother
Tue Sep 2
I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, “Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?” or “Do you have that $50 you borrowed?” Man, quit being so cheap!

Jack Handy

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